Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 1

you are dracula, the goddamned prince of darkness, slayer of werewolf armies, vampire bitches and demon vampire fags. dominator of satan, god's right hand bitchslapper, father of the worst best son in the universe and the man who sired an entire family of chuck norris impersonators.



you ride rockets through walls, blow up the most powerful of demons and literally skinned the king of darkness alive and cut him in half, then tore his power out to make it your own.



you are the goddamned prince of darkness.



the brotherhood of light is fucked.