Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 8

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 7

Friday, June 24, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 6









this train wreck brought to you by: Zobek's society, want to be ruled by the most interesting man on the planet? want to be rich only to be later utilized as a human resource then later in the afterlife as a corpse? do you want your entire existence to be the height of utility? where your entire purpose begins and ends to maximize the happiness of one ancient decrepit super-lich who survived the first apocalypse and even managed to kill dracula? then drop on by and become the tool that lord zobek deserves!! we even have....dental...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 4









Chupacabras: "MY LORD!!! IT HAS BEEN SO LONG!!! LET ME SERVE YOU LETMELETMELETMELETMELETME-"

Dracula: *flashbacks to the constant irritation of having this fuck steal his relics*



"sure champ!! you can be my right hand man!! just like death...if he wasn't such....a.....BASTARD!!" *manly tears at ruined brofriendship memories*

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 3







Dracula upon entering his castle: "Holy shit i'm back!! this is great!! now I can claim vengeance upon the brotherhoo- wait...why am I back here?"

Inner Dracula: "THERE'S A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE!! OH SHIT!! FUCK SHI- PISS!!!! DEATH!! NO WAIT HE'S MY MORTAL ENEMY IN THIS GAME...UH.....VAMPIRE ARMIES!!! DO SOMETHING!!! FUCK!!! HIDE MY SKULL COLLECTION IN ALL THE FURNITURE!! BELMONT KEEPS TAKING ALL MY FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE!!! SHIT!! HIDE THE RELICS IN LITERALLY ANYTHING!!! AND THE PAINTINGS!!! HIDE THE SECRET ARTWORK!! OH GOD MY POWERS!! HE'LL FIND ALL THE GEM FRAGMENTS!! SOMEBODY HIDE MY GODLIKE POWER WHERE HE CAN'T GET TO THEM!!! DAMMIT WHY IS A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?!?! WHY?!?!?!?"

ah lords of shadow, never stop trying to confuse me with your two dracula subplot....never change.

E3 2016 Summed Up

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 2







Zobek did NOT think this plan of his through.



let's play along and laugh at him while we do.



LOOK AT THIS MAN!!! LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!!!!

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 1







you are dracula, the goddamned prince of darkness, slayer of werewolf armies, vampire bitches and demon vampire fags. dominator of satan, god's right hand bitchslapper, father of the worst best son in the universe and the man who sired an entire family of chuck norris impersonators.



you ride rockets through walls, blow up the most powerful of demons and literally skinned the king of darkness alive and cut him in half, then tore his power out to make it your own.



you are the goddamned prince of darkness.



the brotherhood of light is fucked.

Man, I need to lay off the fucking dew.

No, really.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Mirror Of Fate Chapter 2





dracula soon discovers that in being a genocidal maniac responsible for the literal death of actual billions, he might have overreacted a little to his son's death, considering that his son is now very much alive and faced with the horror of what his father, already sort of a bad person during trevor's campaign, has done.



he ain't happy, that's for sure.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 7







gabriel's ill-fated quest continues through the castle itself.

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 6







Dracula finally gets to explore his eventual real-estate, and finds it chock-full of pissed-off vampires, ghouls, little vampire lolis, and ugly butchers.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 5





the story of dracula's origin marches ever onwards, into the land of the vampires, through wygol, to the abbey containing an ancient relic, then onward to castlevania after defeating brauner.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 4





Finally done with the crow witch, this game is really long. like, SUPER LONG!!

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 3







the dark lord of the lycans dies in this chapter of castlevania lords of shadow.

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 2

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More castlevania stuff, i'm trying to do chapter-by chapter vids, but these chapters tend to be aggressively long.

all the same, here's the second video.

the truth.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow Chapter 1







castlevania lords of shadow, the game that asked the hard question, "what if a belmont became dracula?"



Sunday, June 5, 2016

The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine Sidequest: Knight For Hire




the blood and wine expansion's hardest sidequest, knight for hire, has a ton of unfair encounters, situations where you have to save paper knights from being two-shotted, and other things I won't deign to mention, but it's very fulfilling when you finally beat it.



Friday, June 3, 2016

Insane Extension: Coup de Grace (Tales of Destiny 2) [200 Sub Special]

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ah, barbatos, the father of anti-cheat boss characters, a tradition carried on only by a notable few.

while you were still gaming in your crib, barbatos was violently punishing anyone using the easy mode by becoming an impossible wall of instant death, destroying anyone who had the sheer balls to use an item mid-fight, and basically breaking the rules of the game for the sole purpose of making the player's day a living hell.



god bless you barbatos, may you put those cheating, cheapassed casuls down for all eternity!!!


(salutes)

Road To Amatsu Black Tigrex







almost to amatsumagatsuchi, two more quests and I'll finally clear high-rank's main questline.

The Witcher 3 Blood And Wine Sidequest Turn And Face The Strange







possibly the contender for best sidequest reward of all time, trust me, you want to do this quest.

The Witcher 3 Blood And Wine Sidequest: No Place Like Home; General Reno...







7000 crowns is a heavy price to pay for a good looking estate, but damned if it doesn't pay off.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Witcher 3 Blood And Wine Sidequest: Warble Of A Smitten Knight







warble of a smitten knight is ridiculously long, but really well told, you get to participate in the tourney, and it can go a variety of ways.



I chose to side with my employer and let him sacrifice his good looks and well-being for his fair maiden.

coin's coin.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

The Witcher 3 Blood And Wine Main Quest: The Beast Of Toussant




Geralt of rivia ruins a traditional game of hide and seek when he finds out his good friend is about to be murdered, cheating to get to the knight dressed as a rabbit leads us into a conflict with a vampire, and then another vampire comes in to save us, turns out he's an old pal, one from the books? Idk...

The Evolution of Dark Souls Level Design (and Bloodborne!)







super bunnhop is a great critic, he's REALLY good, give his channel a look!!

The Witcher 3 Blood And Wine Sidequest: Big Feet To Fill: The Third Group




just finishing up a sidequest I left undone, it's pretty discreet but I think it's part of a larger one.