Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 Chapter 3







Dracula upon entering his castle: "Holy shit i'm back!! this is great!! now I can claim vengeance upon the brotherhoo- wait...why am I back here?"

Inner Dracula: "THERE'S A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE!! OH SHIT!! FUCK SHI- PISS!!!! DEATH!! NO WAIT HE'S MY MORTAL ENEMY IN THIS GAME...UH.....VAMPIRE ARMIES!!! DO SOMETHING!!! FUCK!!! HIDE MY SKULL COLLECTION IN ALL THE FURNITURE!! BELMONT KEEPS TAKING ALL MY FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE!!! SHIT!! HIDE THE RELICS IN LITERALLY ANYTHING!!! AND THE PAINTINGS!!! HIDE THE SECRET ARTWORK!! OH GOD MY POWERS!! HE'LL FIND ALL THE GEM FRAGMENTS!! SOMEBODY HIDE MY GODLIKE POWER WHERE HE CAN'T GET TO THEM!!! DAMMIT WHY IS A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?!?! WHY?!?!?!?"

ah lords of shadow, never stop trying to confuse me with your two dracula subplot....never change.

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